Curiosity

These are things that I would like to have answers to.

If we're killing the kids, then why the hell are there so many of the little bastards?

I understand that it's hard to get dental care. But it's got to be easier in America than say, the Congo, right? So why do they have more teeth than West Virginians (and I've lived there so don't even try to argue they don't)?

If men like women to be 'natural,' why do they go for the chick with too much makeup and fake tits?

Why do men lie continue to lie even AFTER we've seen it? Or do they think that women can't tell the difference between 8 inches and 5?

Why is that we're supposed to understand erectile dysfunction when men can't even comprehend 'headache?'

I'm 23. I have double D's. I'm reasonably attractive, I hope. I'm drug and STD free. Why am I single, and the people who don't meet these qualifications aren't?

Why isn't marijuana legalized, so that maybe there would be some control over what the hell is in it?

Why do only famous people get 'exhaustion?'

Why haven't we evolved to the point of having some fucking superpowers already?

Why does everyone you know ignore you for days, then call/text/e-mail at once?

How the fuck is size 6-8 America Ferrera 'plus-sized?' What does that make that chick from Hairspray?

President Bush. WTF?